Right, so, if I was going to apologize for everything I want to apologize for here, I would have to start with HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO WRITE THIS DAMN CHAPTER JESUS and then, uh, the list would go on for awhile. Suffice to say that I'm sorry. I really, really am.

As ever, this is for postcardmystery, who, guys, I cannot explain the degree to which this story ( Read more... )

HI GUYS.

So, today for Labor Day I gave myself the gift of, uh, doing a bunch of random nonsense connected to exactly nothing. I wrote some fic for some pairings! I did a canon Erik/Charles fanmix, which you can find at my tumblr! And, also, the other day I played a fun "Give me the most random pairing you can think of," kind of meme, which was a ( Read more... )

Quickly, quickly, an official note: the art in this chapter (which, I apologize that I left it so large but I could not actually bear to make it smaller) is once again by the miraculous Fish, who is now officially the artist for this story, because, uh. Because I am the luckiest person ever and she agreed to be such for reasons that are entirely ( Read more... )

So, today I have for you a deeply thoughtful analysis of the--

--no, I'm totally kidding, it's MOAR BROS.

Title: Carpe Brewski
Pairing: Erik/Charles
Rating: R
Author's Notes: This is a WIP, folks. You're going to want to start with Chapter One (where disclaimers, summary, etc, can be found), Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, and ( Read more... )

THIS IS A BRO UPDATE FULL OF BROS.

First of all: oh my god oh my god oh my god, not only did frangible_days draw INCREDIBLE FANART FOR THE LAST SCENE OF THE LAST CHAPTER, she also was kind enough to let me put it at the end of the last chapter. BECAUSE SHE'S AMAZING. Go click on that link right there and give her some love!

Secondly: the lovely arineat, who also ( Read more... )

Hello all; I have for you today a very exciting and special FLASHBACK CHAPTER of Carpe Brewski! Charles and Erik as wee freshman! Raven the most self-possessed fifteen year old of all time! The past tense, which I had more or less forgotten how to use until I wrote this part ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone! I apologize for the lack of Carpe Brewski update; there was a death in the family on Thursday, so things have been a little fraught over at Chez Jizzy. But! I did manage to luck into getting the opportunity to co-write a deeply fucked up zombie apocalypse AU with the brilliant postcardmystery, which was easily one of the most rewarding ( Read more... )

I heard you guys like bros, so I...wrote another ridiculous chapter of this ridiculous story, ridiculously? It's postcardmystery's fault; I can't bear to take responsibility for my actions here, because they are crazy, crazy actions that continue to make little to no sense at all.

Title: Carpe Brewski
Pairing: Erik/Charles
Rating: R
Author's Notes: This is a ( Read more... )

Oh, god help me, there's more. Apologies for ignoring the X-Men canon to make Scott the older of the Summers brothers APPARENTLY TOTALLY FOLLOWING THE X-MEN CANON JUST KIDDING, the fact that this chapter is shorter than the last, the use of the word "pussy" as an insult (this is, tragically, just how frat boys talk), and the ridiculousness that is ( Read more... )

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